Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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