West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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