So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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