He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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