Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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