You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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