Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
True strength comes from lack of pants
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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