hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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