I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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