i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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