Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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