Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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