Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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