So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
