he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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