i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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