Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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