My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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