Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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