Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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