mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Is Oprah even human
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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