just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
