I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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