I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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