I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Randomize
