Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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