i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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