all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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