I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
