M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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