Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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