do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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