hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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