playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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