Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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