he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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