He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
do nipples grow back?
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