dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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