is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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