You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
A+ Viking dick
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