where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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