1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
