I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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