We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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