She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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