D3 body, D1 cock
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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