how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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