Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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