the new term for farting is butt boxing.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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