My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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