oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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